1. I'm scared of clowns.
I'm not just scared of clowns, I'm terrified. I can't handle them at all. That's not the secret though. The secret is that my fear of clowns is related to my fear of commitment. I've had a few marriage proposals in my life but the first one I got happened when I was seven years old. I was at the fair and there was a
I've had plenty of boyfriends but none of them have lasted longer than 3 months. I get bored easily. Sometimes even on the first date. I'm very independent and I struggle when I'm expected to make my life fit in with someone else's.
3. I've Never Been In Love
It seems fair to say that if I haven't had a serious relationship then I've probably never been in love. You'd be right about that. That's probably part of the reason I get bored so easily.
4. I Have A Secret Penchant For Parma Ham
When I'm sad I don't eat chocolate or ice cream. Nope. I eat parma ham. My friends and family know that if they find me in bed with a packet of parma ham, the end of the world has probably happened.
5. Not So Vanilla
Although I tend to engage in quite vanilla sex, truth is I have an over active imagination and have plenty of fantasies that I've love to act out. I just need to find the right guy to help me with that one. For one, I like the idea of being shared but at the same time the way I see it is what's mine is mine and when I belong to someone it's exclusive. I won't share him and I don't want him to share me even if the idea of a threesome is occasionally tempting - so some of my sexual fantasies will probably stay in mind mind.
6. I Wish I Was Born At Least 100 Years Ago
I wish I lived in the Victorian or Edwardian or Regency period just so I could have a season, wear pretty dresses every day and marry a duke... because of course I'd be one of the lucky ones.
7. I Don't Smoke, Except When I Do
I don't smoke. Except, I have a packet of cigs in my bag at all times. There's also one in my bedside table. I keep them there to remind me not to smoke and most of the time it works but sometimes when I'm stressed or when I'm drunk, I smoke the whole packet in one go. Oops.
8. I Love Foxes Almost As Much As I Love Politics
Foxes are my favourite animals. They are just too cute. When I vote I take into account the politicians views on fox hunting possibly more than almost anything else. I refused to vote for David Cameron because he wanted to revoke the ban on fox hunting - not cool Cameron!
9. I Struggle To Sleep Unless I Have Someone Talking To Me
When I go to bed at night, I struggle to sleep unless I listen to someone's voice. If I'm sharing a bed with someone they aren't allowed to fall asleep before me or I'll be up all night... No idea why. It's just the way I've always been. I have an app I listen to that hypnotises me to go to sleep.
10. I Pretend To Exercise Regularly
I like yoga and I love running but I never do either. I should. I wish I did. But I don't. Not daily. Not weekly. Not monthly. Not annually. I just don't. I have quite an active job so I'm usually on my feet but even so... I should exercise.